Rush Limbaugh: Phony American

The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact.

-Henry A. Wallace

Reich-wingers are closing ranks around gas giant Rush Limbaugh over his latest outrageous remarks slandering American troops who are critical of the Iraq war as “phony soldiers”. The pigman is also on record as suggesting that wounded veteran Brian McGough, who was featured in an ad by VoteVets can be equated with a suicide bomber, because as the man himself once said, “you are either with us or you are with the terrorists” and such simplicity always works with the knuckle draggers that comprise the dittohead dope brigades, a bunch of indignant losers who only cheer for others to be killed or maimed lest they actually do something truly patriotic for once in their miserable lives by getting off of their asses and enlisting in Bush’s crusade themselves. The defense of Limbaugh’s outrageous smearing of the troops is par for the course for Team Elephant especially after their mass spewing of vitriol and manufactured outrage over MoveOn’s daring to question the political hack General Petraeus. You have to hand it to the Republicans, if nothing else they are always consistent in their hypocrisy and they are rushing to defend the ace shill for American fascism.

Desperate Republicans are only further exacerbating this nauseating spectacle of an unhinged, blowhard pill popper run amok by lining up to again defend the indefensible. The list includes marginal Mike Huckabee, the unctuous tear spewing John Boehner, the fake Reagan with all the personality of a cadaver Fred Thompson, and right-wing radio goliath Clear Channel among others, although the dubious honor of the most disgusting act of pandering goes to a sycophantic back bencher named Jack Kingston from Georgia who actually introduced legislation that unbelievably commended Limbaugh for his “his ongoing public support of American troops serving both here and abroad.” Of course it’s all one great big Democrat/liberal plot according to the screeching skank Ann Coulter, bitch goddess to the angry army of white males so out of whack with reality that their masturbatory fantasies are fueled by a sick desire to do the nasty with a woman who more resembles a haggard, horse-faced crack whore bartering for a ride home in exchange for a blow job or three at closing time in a skid row bar than the Playboy playmate of the month.

How Limbaugh could ever be taken with any degree of seriousness by anybody exemplifies just how the systematic and intentional dumbing down of America has been a huge success. It just blows my mind that a thrice divorced, drug addled racist loser of a sex tourist (little girls or little boys?) who brags of “talent on loan from God” yet can’t get an erection without pharmaceutical assistance is given any cred at all. The man has for too long been an affront to American decency and it is due time to call this sucking black hole of moral depravity to account for the two decades long spree of toxic pollution that he has belched forth into air ever since some genius GOP strategist decided to resurrect Father Charles Coughlin in order to stomp on the grapes of wrath wrought by the insatiable greed of Reagan era looters. The honchos behind the shitheel generation that would elevate Gordon Gekko to godhood status and who gutted the American heartland with their unscrupulous monopolization schemes and financial chicanery that cut a swath through the agricultural and manufacturing base of this rapidly slipping country were looking for someone to blame for their devastated lives and Limbaugh sang that sweet siren song to sow the seeds of hatred against those damned libruls, feminazis and Democrats who due to their lack of foresight in seeing this threat could be turned into cartoon characters.

Chickenhawk fascists like Limbaugh and his ilk are always quick on the draw to criticize but the armchair patriots never had the balls to serve, sick shit but that's the way it is in post 9/11 Amerika where Brittney Spears trumps the relevant news or the war dead every fucking time. I have a feeling that if the pigman were to have actually gone to Nam that it would have been something like this courtesy of Al Franken whose 1996 book Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot featured a beautiful little satire called Operation Chickenhawk where the Republican draft dodgers of the day (just change the names the species is the same) are on a high risk mission in Vietnam led by none other than the heroic Colonel Ollie North (who gets fragged in the end), here is a short excerpt:

“Shit.” Murmured Gingrich, wiping the sweat from his brow. “Are we in trouble?” Quayle whispered. Quayle was “new meat.” This was his first ambush and he was shaking. “You wanted to know what that smell was,” Gingrich said with disgust, as they trudged down the jungle trail. “It’s shit. Limbaugh shits his pants whenever he’s scared. That’s why no one wants to be in a hole with Limbaugh.”

“It’s my pilonidal cyst!” Came the voice from the rear. “It’s a congenital incomplete closure of the neural groove at the base of my spinal cord in which excess tissue and hair may collect, causing discomfort and discharge. I shouldn’t be here.”

Yep, all the squawking chickenhawks ALWAYS have an excuse but that is life when you have are born as an elitis with a chip on your shoulder only outweighed by a sense of entitlement.

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is and always has been a pathetic excuse for a human being; a loser with golden tonsils and a genetic link to the same type of four flushing assholes determined to keep the system rigged in their favor who have brought America to her knees in 2007. This time though he has gone way over the line, this is intolerable, unacceptable and his escalation of the standard talking points rhetoric to pit soldier against soldier for the furthering of a political agenda borders on outright treason. It’s not like the troops don’t have enough to deal with being stuck in the middle of a civil war with bad equipment and the thugs of Blackwater randomly killing civilians and whacking the hornets nest but now they are the victims of this dangerous demagoguery as well. This latest outrage from the pig man is off the chain, we have enough trouble in the Republican abattoir of Iraq without allowing this treacherous fifth columnist tool to continue with the playing the cynical game of holding on to power at all costs. It’s well past time for Armed Forces Radio to pull the plug on this disgusting pilonidal cyst on the ass of everything that America is supposed to stand for and I implore you to click on that link to sign the petition - enough is enough.

This is not about free speech. It is about treason and it’s time to finally draw a line in the sand by refusing to allow these highly paid America hating fascists from using the First Amendment as a shield while attacking everything that it is supposed to protect. America had the good sense to renounce the hateful tripe preached as if it were gospel by Father Coughlin in a troubled albeit saner time and needs to do the likewise with the high living grand poobah of white populist propaganda.